Did YOU Father Anna Nicole Smith's Daughter???

(or "I Led Three Lives")

There is some perverse humor in the current battle to determine the paternity of Dannielynn, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith.

What's your guess?

Behind Door No.1 - Her Husband

Behind Door No.2 - Her Lawyer / "companion"

Behind Door No.3 - Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband

And would there be the same battle if aproximately $500 million dollars was not at stake. (This is what is known as a "rhetorical question.")

And another thing - Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband???? Is it POSSIBLE that one man could be the repository of that much bad taste? You can not make this stuff up.

BTW: In today's news - a late entry - a minor official in the Bahamian government. Will this never end?

For bonus points: How many more men will come out of the woodwork claiming to be Dannielynn's father?

For a more serious discussion of the legal consequences of this situation, take a look at this well thought-out commentary: http://writ.lp.findlaw.com/grossman/20070212.html

In the mean time, be sure to construct your own office pool. Its fun. Its easy. And its bound to offend someone!